Mindless Colouring Book, The

“The new way to increase your stress.” Finally! A grown-up colouring book for immature grown-ups. BRAIN SCIENCE can prove that colouring in an intricate design with expensive colouring pencils can make you more mindful. The hunger for new things for commuters to colour in on their #creativecommute has reached the level of a humanitarian crisis. The Mindless Colouring book is not so much mindful as mindless. It’s not even really a book. THINGS YOU CAN COLOUR IN WHILE YOU ENDURE YOUR MISERABLE COMMUTE OR LONG-TERM UNEMPLOYMENT: Crocs & Socks Super Magic CashFlowJuju Mantra Hipster Beards Elephants Shagging A huge pile of three-day-old washing up Swear words! And much much more!